Mythicbells Press Release:
In recent news: Namby Pamby Persian cat manages to snag inattentive bird. “No kudos for this kid,” local reports indicate. Polls show that the general public sided with the bird who managed to escape unscathed as far as anyone can determine. Owner of Namby Pamby Persian could not be found for comment, but several close friends speculate that she was unrepentantly, possibly ridiculously proud of the NPP.